feed me!
man, i'm hungry. meow! the people have taken to only feeding us at certain times of the day. that does not suit my aloof, carefree nature. so i think i will run around like a maniac until something is done about this.
it's funny, because even as i type this, i know what'll happen: i'll start to bother them, i'll try and get attention, they'll just want to pet me incessantly, then i'll go sit in my chair and fall asleep. so i will last another few hours until i'll really need food again.



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my person tries to pet me too, she is all like, oh RUSTY, your so pretty, and i am all like, OH MOMMY, I AM HANDSOME, NOT PRETTY, and more importantly, I AM HUNGRY..HUNGRY, THEN I BITE HER, HARD, she then tells me I am mean..and then pets me again, then she feeds me, so I ask, who has won...RUSTY...that is who...
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